| Go the F**k to Sleep
| "Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston GlobeGo the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live i...More
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| Is It Just Me? or Is Everyone a Little Nuts!
| "Is It Just Me? or Is Everyone a Little Nuts!" offers a laugh out loud look at parenting, marriage, aging and small town living from an suburban point of view. Written in short chapters, Coltman retells everyday life events, conversations and stories infused with her skewed sense of humor. These small snippets of life are moments in which anyone can identify and laugh at themselves as well. Middle age can be boring, but Coltman allows the naughty into her life from time to time, like her adult S...More
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| Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle: 31 Days to Laugh Your Way through Motherhood
| At last a book that answers the proverbial question, “Where is my other sock?” Cheryl Moeller, emerges from her laundry room at last to tell her story – such as the time Metamucil tablets left in a pants pocket became the size of basketballs after 30 minutes in the washing machine. Her over-the-laundry pile humor will help you laugh your way through motherhood -- 31 days in a row. She’ll also give you Ten Ways to know it’s going to be a Long Labor and Delivery, Ten Things you Can Learn...More
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| Goodbye Neverland
| REVIEWS:“Humor and poignancy go hand in hand in Sharon Potts's latest, GOODBYE NEVERLAND. You can't help but laugh out loud on page one when Potts's forty-something protagonist, Wendy Wright, shares wry observations while lying spread eagle on the examining table in the gynecologist's office. Yet that doctor's visit is a watershed moment for Wendy, who begins to question the choices she made years before to forego a promising career and devote her energies instead to raising her family. No lon...More
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| Go the F Away
| THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WHOSE KIDS BOOMERANGEDENDORSED BY DEAD AND IMAGINARY PARENTS THE WORLD OVER! EVEN ONE UNDEAD! “We never saw a night alone. We never had coffee a deux. Yet we know how other parents live, and what peace and quiet must be.” -Mr. and Mrs. Edward Dickinson, parents of Emily“Okay, one last try. If this book doesn’t get that kid to Go the F*** Away, he’s goin’ the F*** to sleep. With the fishes.” -Tony Soprano, father of A.J.“First I make her immortal and...More
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| Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge: a Little Girl in the 1950s South
| Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge is the coming-of-age story in an era of bobby socks, poodle skirts and the freckled-faced girl that wore them. It's also about the Deep South and sweetly flawed women who taught her what she was meant to be and what she was not meant to be. Their corner of the world was filled with folklore, superstition, and mystical ideas. Her grandmother believed and practiced most of these, passing them onto the next generation. The little girl's life was populated with strange rel...More
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| The Mancode: Exposed
| Thank you for making THE MANCODE: EXPOSED a Kindle Top 100 Paid bestseller!***You will either LOVE this controversial book or you will HATE it. If you have no sense of humor, DO NOT BUY IT.***I'm over forty. I don't have a blankie. I have vodka. I'm no 'ologist.' I don't give advice. If that's what you're looking for, go buy Dr. Somebody's book.I write about men, women, ...More
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| How to Get Your Wife to Act Like a Porn Star
| If you are the typical American male who has been married for a while and is wondering where in the hell his sex life has gone, then this book is for you. This cheeky and raucous book will show you where you went wrong and how to get your sex life back on track.
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| Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth
| Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared the discomforts and humiliations of pregnancy, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Not Jenny McCarthy! In the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mother Jenny McCarthy reveals the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and t...More
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| Sh*t My Dad Says
| After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: "That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them." "Do people your age know how...More
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| The Myth of Mr. Mom - Real Stories By Real Stay-At-Home Dads
| The Myth of Mr. Mom is a collection of true stories written by stay-at-home dads that shares the personal journeys of eight men from around the world.Filled with humorous anecdotes and eye-opening personal experiences, The Myth of Mr. Mom is simultaneously inspiring and entertaining.Praise for The Myth of Mr. Mom"I applaud any man who decides to take on this role, but after reading this I o...More
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| Big White Panties
| A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, St...More
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| Be Prepared: A Practical Handbook for New Dads
| An indispensable survival manual for guys entering the trenches of fatherhood, Be Prepared is loaded with one-of-a-kind insights, MacGyver-esque tips and tricks, and no-nonsense advice for mastering the first year as a dad. Finally, a book that teaches men all the things they really need to know about fatherhood...including how to: • change a baby at a packed sports stadium• create a decoy drawer full of old wallets, remote controls, and cell phones to throw baby off the scent of your re...More
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| The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy
| Your Girlfriends, of course -- at least, the ones who've been through the exhilaration and exhaustion, the agony and ecstasy of pregnancy. Four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine, "the Carrie Bradshaw of pregnancy" (Wall Street Journal), talks to you the way only a best friend can -- in the book that will go the whole nine months for every mother-to-be. Now, in this newly revised and updated edition, get the lowdown on all those little things that are too strange or embarrassing to a...More
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| Bootscootin' and Cozy Cash Mysteries Boxed Set (Books 1-6) (D. D. Scott Special Edition Boxed Sets)
| Product Description:Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back...this time, with a Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring the first six books from her Bootscootin’ and Cozy Cash Mysteries Series.It’s Chick Lit Gone-Country...with a bunch of Bond, James Bond tossed-in.Book Description:This six-book set includes...BOOTSCOOTIN’ BLAHNIKSThink Sex and The City meets Urban CowboyA Manhattan apparel designer, who’s also a country line dancing queen, has traded in ...More
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| The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some: And Other Tales From A Slightly Soiled Marriage
| At first glance, you may think The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some will be mostly about sex. It isn't. It's about all of the crazy things that happen between a husband and wife. Whether you love a man, live with a man or actually are a man, you'll recognize someone you know in these hilariously true stories from award-winning writer and syndicated humor columnist Jackie Papandrew. Starting with the title story, where Jackie offers timely tips for every man who still doesn’t understand...More
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| Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store (A Short Story)
| John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can’t quite master the intricacies of the potty. It isn’t his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a...More
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| Stilettos No More
| In this collection of essays, award-winning humorist Diana Estill shares her wacky views on the years between mini-skirts and "Mee-maw" panties, tells the truth about "shapewear," and offers advice on "how to talk so that your spouse will listen" and other mysteries. Lamenting she's "put up with this thong enough," Estill invokes her inner fashion critic as she tackles midlife with both eyes squinted.Praise for for Diana Estill: "Utterly entertaining reading." -- Midwest Book Review on Deedee Di...More
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| What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not
| In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the best-seller What to Expect When You're Expecting.* This completely revised and updated edition of the best-selling parody humorously guides fathers-to-be through nine months of 21st-century baby preparations.Complete with weird baby names, tips on how to avoid a sympathetic pregnancy, and a discourse on the evolution of ESPN and the role it plays postdelivery, Hill's tome has been thoroughly revised to ac...More
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| I Am Better Than Your Kids
| From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am Better Than Your Kids, an ingenious critique of children's artwork squeezed from the teats of Maddox's talented fingers. Finally a book that cuts those smug little monsters down to size. If you think children are precious snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refr...More
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